im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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