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(707): View more from California

My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.

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(904): View more from Florida

When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

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(310): View more from California

i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic

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(707): View more from California

I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.

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(626): View more from California

i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over

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(716): View more from New York

Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.

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