Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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