i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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