matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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