Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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