I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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