U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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