What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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