is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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