she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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