It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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