i permit you to call me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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