That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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