Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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