I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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