Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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