wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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