i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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