As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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