I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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