Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nutella sex= disaster
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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