butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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