its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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