dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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