why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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