I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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