He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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