Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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