what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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