I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he fucked my hip out of place.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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