i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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