Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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