Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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