I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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