Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
