He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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