Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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