apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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