Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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