Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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