I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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