google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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