went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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