im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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