Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There r osticjed everywhere
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This is my gift to your gina
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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