i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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