Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
