My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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