I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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