did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Randomize
