there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
