Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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