I'm eating all of the evidence.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
