I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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